May 27, 2022

Manchester United’s catering failed to score with BT Sport presenter Jack Humphrey because he misbehaved about the food served at Old Trafford during the Red Devils’ clash with Southampton.

He tweeted: “Scrambled eggs and mashed potatoes. Great. Thanks for the lunch anManUtd.

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Jack Humphrey lamented the food served at Old Trafford during the Red Devils’ clash with Southampton.Credit: mrjakehumphrey / twitter

But United’s Theater of Dreams is not the only football ground that has kicked its own food.

The Twitter account @FootyScran is dedicated to finding the dirtiest drink – as well as the most beautiful – on offer in stadiums across the country.

Lower-league clubs often come to Trump, embarrassing the big teams, with gourmet grubs on big shares and bargain prices.

Here we show the highest scorers as well as the highest priced offers that deserve to be shown a red card.

Dolwich Hamlet

Best – Chicken Gyros, £ 7

Fans of South London can see this delicious looking Greek-inspired kebab.

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Fans of South London can see this delicious looking Greek-inspired kebab.Credit: FOOTY SCRAN /

Brentry Town

Monster Burger, 50 5.50

The Noon League Essex Club should be at the top of the screens - thanks to its double patties, bacon, onions and melted cheese.

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The Noon League Essex Club should be at the top of the screens – thanks to its double patties, bacon, onions and melted cheese.Credit: FOOTY SCRAN /

Birmingham City

Cheese chips, £ 4

At the Championship Club, fans get a real deal of illusion - this piece of precious chips with a piece of plastic cheese is a religious candidate.

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At the Championship Club, fans get a real deal of illusion – this piece of precious chips with a piece of plastic cheese is a religious candidate.Credit: Twitter

Hill City

Hotdog, 5.50

That means the Pepper Dog, with juicy jalpinos in home-cooked Christie rolls, gives a long-awaited kick to the Championship side fans.

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That means the Pepper Dog, with juicy jalpinos in home-cooked Christie rolls, gives a long-awaited kick to the Championship side fans.Credit: FOOTY SCRAN /

Men city women

Pie and potato wedges, £ 5

The club needs to make a better crust than this bite-sized pie with five anemic potato wedges and gravy.

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The club needs to make a better crust than this bite-sized pie with five anemic potato wedges and gravy.Credit: FOOTY SCRAN /

ویموتھ

Cheese chips, £ 3.50

This is the way to go when it comes to cheese chips.

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This is the way to go when it comes to cheese chips.Credit: Footy Screen

Manchester FC United

Steak pie, peas and gravy with a pinch, 6.40

This Manc-y pitchside pie looks like it's sinking into peas and gravy.

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This Manc-y pitchside pie looks like it’s sinking into peas and gravy.Credit: Footy Screen

Rochdale

Chicken Tandoori Pie, 2.50

This dirty pie may be cheap, but it will not be to the advantage of League Two fans.

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This dirty pie may be cheap, but it will not be to the advantage of League Two fans.Credit: Footy Screen

Study

Sugar box, £ 10

The Royals offer a half-time feast for a queen with her precious Chinese selection box.

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The Royals offer a half-time feast for a queen with her precious Chinese selection box.Credit: Footy Screen

Tottenham Hotspur

Salmon and noodles with a pinch

There is something wrong with hospitality from North London - this small portion is barely enough to feed a baby.

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There is something wrong with hospitality from North London – this small portion is barely enough to feed a baby.Credit: Footy Screen

Merther Town FC

Sausages, chips and curry sauce in one cup, 4.50

Semi-Pro South Wales Club has taken Chip Batty to a whole new level of satisfaction

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Semi-Pro South Wales Club has taken Chip Batty to a whole new level of satisfactionCredit: Footy Screen

St. Albans FC

Cheeseburger, 5

An item purchased by a punter at the Hertfordshire Club left much to be desired - including half of it.

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An item purchased by a punter at the Hertfordshire Club left much to be desired – including half of it.Credit: Footy Screen

West Bromwich Albion

Pizza slices, £ 4

Hungry fans of this championship club may wish they were standing outside the stadium if this slightly dried quarter of pizza was anything to go by.

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Hungry fans of this championship club may wish they were standing outside the stadium if this slightly dried quarter of pizza was anything to go by.Credit: Footy Screen

Nairn County FC

Good pie in a roll, £ 2.50

Known as the Vegan Kebab - although the club is in the Scottish Highlands - the meat pie in a barm cake bargains for 50 2.50.

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Known as the Vegan Kebab – although the club is in the Scottish Highlands – the meat pie in a barm cake bargains for 50 2.50.Credit: Footy Screen

Burham Wood

Double cheeseburger in hot dog roll, £ 5

Hertfordshire Club's Burham Burger offers two patties for one - pure result!

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Hertfordshire Club’s Burham Burger offers two patties for one – pure result!Credit: Footy Screen

Chelsea

Worst – Hot Dog, 90 5.90

After shelling about six quads and retrieving this weak veneer, one fan was left with the blues that Roll had dwarfed.

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After shelling about six quads and retrieving this weak veneer, one fan was left with the blues that Roll had dwarfed.Credit: Footy Screen

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